You Know What, Nick? I Think This Is Fair.

Don't believe the smile. Behind it lies an abyss of bitterness. Meanie.

I am going to sit here and blog things about Nick. Nick likes pop tarts and grahm crackers, despite the deforestation caused by its main ingredient, palm oil. I know this because I went to Power Shift. Nick might as well have gone to CPAC. Take THAT.

Here are things he's said to me in the last hour:

"You're so biter."
"MWRAH MWRAH I'm Katie and I type slow and I go on Nick's show and play sad songs about wrist cutting and sadness!"
"You don't know what 'happy' means! You think a happy song is one where Conor Oberst isn't explicitly talking about suicide!"

One day I am just gonna turn his mic on. Then all five of our listeners will know. Know the truth.

Nick, I have no clue what you're talking about right now. Bob Marley? Melanoma? Toe? Oppression? Will Smith? I should have stayed in bed today.